If you are a regular reader of
The PenOpticon, you already know this blog is well on its way to becoming one of the most widely read and highly respected blogs on the net. Don't be fooled by the lack of comments and trackbacks -- the kinds of readers who frequent this site are too prominently placed in society -- we're talking, senators, judges, prime ministers and at least one respected ornithologist. These people can't post comments with real names and emails and even posting anonymously would give 'em away. And yet, in spite of the long-winded diatribes, the lengthy delays between posts and the lack of a clear and obvious focus, these readers return to the PenOpticon day after day after day. Now, I can't
prove these readers exist -- or that you do for that matter -- but if we can agree, for the moment at least, that you do exist, that still leaves one burning question:
how did I get you here? That one is easy. First I studied the following 90 amazing tips for successful blogging. Then with rigourous discipline and care, I ignored each and every one of them. And that leaves only the 91st tip, which comes to you filtered through the blogosphere via Descartes and
Offred:
I blog, therefore you are!
I hope you enjoy the previous 90 tips:
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