Thursday, November 30, 2006

London North byelection shows need for mandatory voting law

I was quietly (for a change) optimistic that Elizabeth May might carry the day for the Greens in last Monday's London North byelection. Although Liberal candidate, Glen Pearson won, the Green's second place showing represented a dramatic increase in support relative to past elections. But in our first-across-the-post electoral system, "relative" is all that really matters, isn't it? The fact is, only 42.8% of the riding's voters even bothered to show up to vote, despite the fact that this was one of the most hotly contested, broadly covered byelections in recent memory. Every party, including the Greens ponied up in a big way to try to get the vote out. What, pray tell, did those 50,000 North Londonites do while they were not voting last Monday?

By staying away in droves, the election was handed to Glen Pearson with just 15% of the pool of possible votes. While the Greens are making hay out of the fact they garnered 25.9% of the tally, the reality is that only 9% of the riding actually cast a vote for Elizabeth May, despite the fact that the GPC mounted a good strong fight, with volunteers spread across the country phoning London North voters while an army of canvassers criss-crossed the riding.

I'm as cynical about our majoritarian electoral system as anyone, but this is all we've got right now. Since the people we put in power occasionally send us to die to "protect our way of life" and to "guarantee our freedom", the least a person of voting age can do is to show up and mark an X when the time comes.

Clearly, it's time we changed the election act to require our citizens to vote and to levy fines against those who don't bother. Australia has such a system and averages a 95% turnout. It has been noted that mandatory voting results in a larger number of spoiled ballots and may actually skew the results in favour of liberal-leaning parties by bringing out larger numbers of "the poor and disenfranchised" [Slate]. So what! At least after voting, the poor will no longer be disenfranchised. Mandatory voting won't necessarily give us better government, but everyone will share equally in blame for whatever government we elect.

Monday, November 27, 2006

Blogging my way through world problems

Ralph PhilipsWhen I started writing this blog some ten months ago, I told myself this is just a practice area -- a place away from work to play with words and ideas. I was not trying to solve the world's problems. I was not trying to right all wrongs, though I did hope to praise the just and satirize the guilty. I expected to have few readers and sadly that expectation has been exceeded.

But I lied. O how i lied. Like Ralph Philips, a minor Looney Toons character from the fifties, I daydreamed myself into dozens of blogging adventures -- ranting about Afghanistan, raving about nuclear power and roaring about the Green Party. But it turns out I have not simply been playing -- I care deeply about these things and want to make the world right. Typing away in front of this computer screen, with a cup of fair trade coffee at my side, I've had a few Walter Mitty-like moments where I thought I was making a difference. But we all know that's load of bull cookies (as the venerable Colonel Sherman T. Potter used to say).

The problem with world problems is that there are so damn many of them. Even if young Ralph Philips could keep the world safe, he'd spend the rest of his days playing global Whack-a-Mole, battling insurgents here, terrorists there and global warming everywhere. Even when I push the blog cart down the aisles and toss fresh issues into the basket, they often go bad on me before I have a chance to fully cook 'em. And so I've ended up with a growing list of half-baked blog entires:


  • Beware of Run and Cut Politicians

  • The Past and Future of the David Dunlap Observatory

  • Harper replaces Kyoto promises with false premises

  • Afghanistan: You've Never Seen Everything

  • The Perils of Expanding the Canadian Forces

  • How the "Will of God" Cheapens Human Life

  • The Nuclear Greening of Ontario?

The obvious truth is that I have neither the time nor the skill nor the patience to type the world's problems away. But damn it, Jim -- that's what I wanna do. Type the world's problems away. It could be worse. I grew up watching Looney Tunes and always had a soft spot for little Ralph Philips. The kid gets grounded by his mom but quickly escapes via his overactive imagination to save the world from aliens in a most spectacular way. But the reality of Ralph, according to Toonpedia is that he "never appeared in comic books, on lunch boxes, or in any other venue. He's such a minor character, he wasn't even with the rest of the Warner Bros. toons in Space Jam". Hmmm... sounds a lot like me!

Ok, it could be a lot worse. In recent months another Ralph Phillips made the headlines. Ralph "Buck" Phillips escaped from prison last April and played a deadly game of Whack-a-Mole with with upstate New Yorkers by popping up in dozens of towns, hiding out in state forests and shooting three New York state troopers (one fatally). He was finally caught on Sept 8th, 2006. This Ralph was 44, old enough to have watched the same fictional Ralph Phillips that many of us grew up with. Now that Ralph "Buck" Phillips is back in prison (aka grounded), I want to know how he will escape in his dreams. Or maybe I don't. I'll just keep typing along my own merry, deluded path.

Comm Ralph to General Staff. Comm Ralph to General Staff. Routine report. Martians captured. World Safe. Over

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Life Imitates Art with Submarines and Cocaine

One of strangest stories of the week has got to be the take-down of a 50-foot home-made submarine that was laden with 3 tons of cocaine. According to an Associated Press report, the vessel, which was made of fiberglass and wood was spotted cruising at 7 mph, while submerged just 6-feet under the surface. Four "crew" were found inside, breathing through plastic pipes which poked up out of the water. The craft was found near Cocos Island, some 550 km from Costa Rica.

Amazingly, this is not the first time home-made subs have been used to transport illegal drugs. Last August, an empty 33-foot long craft was found floating off the coast of Spain. In March, the Columbian navy seized a 60-foot long submarine that was used to carry drugs north along the Pacific coast. And, finally, in December 2005, Columbian police discovered a half-built submarine in a warehouse in the capital Bogota. Hmmm. Why would anyone build a 30-metre sub in a city that is 2,250 metres above sea level. This one was found with a stack of Russian documents and was guarded by closed circuit TV cameras.

89m1.jpgNow where would such a crazy idea come from? In 2001, Sturla Gunnarsson directed a small gem of a film called Rare Birds, staring William Hurt, Andy Jones and Molly Parker. If you like birds, you'll love this move. If the mere concept of birders and birding puts you off, you may enjoy this movie even more. One of the film's deliciously crazy subplots involves Andy Jone's character, Phonce. He plays an eccentric inventor with an underground workshop that contains at least half a ton of salvaged cocaine and the recreational submarine he has been building for years. Phonce was finally ready to test the sub -- he just needed William Hurt to stumble onto the scene to become a co-conspirator.

There you have it: cocaine and submarines. Another great Canadian idea. It's a fact.

Bird of the Week: Hooded Mergansers

Hooded Mergansers at York U

For the past week or so, I've been visiting a family of Hooded Mergansers at Stong Pond, in the middle of York University's Keele Campus. You can walk around and around the pond to get a closer view, but these guys will calmly move to the opposite side to keep a safe distance from anyone with a camera. Even when geese and mallards crash and slosh around in the same pond, these tough ducks just mosey along in a zen-like state. I'm not sure how tasty the fish in Stong Pond are, but these ducks spend quite a bit of time under water, looking for food. According to the Cornell ornithological lab:

The Hooded Merganser finds its prey underwater by sight. The merganser can actually change the refractive properties of its eyes to enhance its underwater vision. In addition, the nictating membrane (third eyelid) is very transparent and probably acts to protect the eye during swimming, just like a pair of goggles.


The Last Word on Garth Turner

I keep telling myself not to dwell on the doings of the Honourable Member of Halton, Ont -- but everyday I find myself clicking on garth.ca for his latest rant and for the latest news on how the CPC is thwarting the will of the Halton Conservative Riding Association. To paraphrase a character in Don Delillo's White Noise -- the art of getting ahead in politics is based on learning how to express dissatisfaction in an interesting way. Mr. Turner has learned that lesson exceedingly well. And so, last Friday, when he happened to be speaking at York University, what choice did I have but to go?

Garth wants parliamentary reform. He talks in glowing terms about digital democracy and virtual parliaments. Essentially he wants to use technology to bring constituents closer to their representatives, to push more decision-making power into the hands of voters through referendums. These may be lofty ideals but there are lots of nasty details to work out. He's starting with two practical ideas, however: fighting for the right of independent MPs to issue tax receipts for campaign contributions and pushing for a reform that would allow independent MPs to sit on parliamentary committees. Anything that can be done to put independent MPs on an equal footing with established parties is worth fighting for. Mr. Turner's efforts are certainly getting noticed. We learned that his website is garnering some 1500 emails per day from all across the country. We also learned that the PMO has created a full-time position to monitor the political whereabouts of Garth Turner. Talk about your Fear and Trembling in Ottawa (by Harper S. Kierkegaard).

The room wasn't particularly crowded but a number of York professors monopolized the floor and peppered Mr. Turner with questions on the minutiae of digital democracy and referendums. When the Honourable member suggested it would be better to let voters decide issues such as stem cell research, abortion and gay marriage, one prof demanded to know why populist politicians only wanted to allow referendums on "divisive, right wing issues". Why not ask the people to weigh in on economic issues as well, he demanded, and then asked the audience: "Who wants to raise the minimum wage to $10/hour?" As you might expect, the room erupted with applause and Garth was a little taken aback -- but only a little. Why not hold a plebiscite to legalize astral flying, I muttered to myself. To me, the problem with radical populism is that it heightens the tension between the easy answers that we all want and the hard choices that have to be made. We saw this when Mr. Turner "went to the people" with a series of town hall meetings to see what he should do after being ousted from the Conservative Caucus. He could not get a clear and decisive answer from his constituency and he wavered for for days before deciding to sit as an independent.

Anyhow, I did manage to get one question in edgewise. I reminded Mr. Turner that although many in his riding wanted him to sit as an independent, a large number also wanted him to become a Green. Then I asked if he would consider accommodating both camps by joining the GPC while continuing to sit in the House as an independent. Sure, it would merely be a symbolic gesture, but one that just might help Elizabeth May win the London bi-election. He merely smiled and reminded us that his grandfather was a "Liberal Conservative" MP who traveled to Ottawa on horseback twice a year and that he'd like to see more crossover between party lines in Ottawa. Sure. Whatever. Even if Mr. Turner was unwilling to commit to the Greens as a card carrying member, he deserves full marks for spending quality time campaigning with Ms. May in London last week. I wish him well, but that's enough Garth for a while.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Garth Day in Ottawa

garthday.jpgGarth Turner held his Ottawa news conference today to announce his resignation from the Conservative Party of Canada. Many were predicting he would drop some sort of big juicy scandal bomb on that party, but it was not to be. Neither did he announce his intent to join the Green Party as some have hoped. His situation illustrates perfectly how the rough edge of party politics seems to grind away our ideal notions of democracy.

The arbitrary fashion in which the the Conservatives denied Turner the right to run as a CPC member in the next election -- despite being nominated by the local party twice in the past 18 months -- is scandalous. Turner deserves credit for opening a debate on parliamentary reform. Why shouldn't independent MPs have the right to issue tax receipts for campaign contributions just as full-fledged parties do? To that end, Turner announced he is taking the following actions:

1. I resign my membership in the Conservative name.

This is not easy to do after being a Conservative MP twice, a cabinet minister, a national leadership candidate and a Tory my whole life.

But my Conservative party believes in free speech, diversity of opinion, co-operation, equality of all people, progressive social values, true environmental protection and stands firm against intolerance, bigotry exclusion.

More importantly, though, I have realized that party politics - not just this party - is the problem.

2. Second, in the House of Commons I will support the government only when its actions are consistent with what I have just stated. I may only have one vote, and I may not change a whole lot, but it matters to me. I will try to make that vote count, and you will know it.

3. Third, I will seek out expert legal opinion on how our big national political parties, can be forced to be more democratic - to actually listen to, and obey, members. Right now these parties operate as old boys’ clubs accountable only to themselves. Is it any wonder voter turnout is dropping and cynicism is rising?

4. Fourth, I will introduce a private member’s bill seeking equal treatment in the House of Commons and under the Canada Elections Act for Independents. They should be able to sit on committees and raise money by issuing tax receipts right along with every other MP.

5. And, fifth, I’m not going away. Over the coming months I will travel anywhere people want to talk about democratic renewal, parliamentary reform, the role of our MPs and how citizens can get involved to reclaim this system from the unrepentant, arrogant party bosses and the unelected backroom boys.

Turner's chances at reform may be slimmer than the Leaf's shot at a Stanley Cup, but stranger things have happened. And while I hope he succeeds, I'd still like to see him return to party politics as a Green in the next election (There may be hope here: Garth is campaigning with Elizabeth May this Wednesday afternoon (Nov 15th) to support her by-election bid in London North Centre) Sure, we need more independent voices in Parliament, but the times are also crying for coherent, Green voices with the will to ameliorate some of the damage our species has caused.

Go Leafs Go!

Go Garth Go!

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Borat: Social Failings of America for Make Money for Sacha Baron Cohen

After seeing Borat on the Daily Show last week, I was not tempted to plonk down cash money to see the movie. But then I started reading about the law suits and that Russia is planning to ban it. And we were a little bored and needed to get out tonight. So ya got us Borat/Sacha -- ya got $14.90, anyhow. So what can you say about this Borat? It was hilarious, but most of the time it was uncomfortably hilarious -- and all too often it was like watching an Abu Gharaib prison video. Desipite the title, Borat has very little to say about American culture: New Yorkers don't like strangers kissing them on the subway. Southerners like their prayer palaces. Texans like rodeos. Everyone knows who Pamela is and apparently, anyone, can be on TV if they really want to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With out challenging it, Barat gives us a bland, escapist America that is at once hedonistic and inward looking and he reflects a full spectrum of racism, sexism, homophobia and ignorance that is intended (one imagines) to mirror the American psyche.

But Borat is pushing more than American buttons. Apparently Kazakhstan may sue the makers of the movie because of its negative portrayal of that country. Russia may ban it completely. Meanwhile a Turkish web star claims to to be the inspiration for Borat's character and wants recognition and cash. To bring the surreality of this film full circle, several American frat boys who make racist and sexist comments in the movie are now suing to have their scenes cut. It's only a movie boys -- we've already forgotten you.

So what is Borat really trying to tell us? At first glance the movie is very unkind to the good people of Kazakhstan, but the racial humor is so over the top that no one can take it seriously. On the other hand, Borat barely scratches the surface as satire of American "Cultural Learning" and it challenges nothing about the over-protected, over-medicated, self-indulgent, hyper-consuming society in which we live. Except for this: in the middle of a fancy dinner party Borat excuses himself to use the washroom and then returns dangling a plastic bag containing his own feces. Earlier in the movie he defecates in a public garden in Manhattan. What's really going on here? Bother literally and figuratively it would seem that Borat is shitting on America -- and audiences are eating it up. So don't sweat the small stuff Kazakhstan -- you got off easy.

Of course nothing about this movie is really that easy. Borat does make it back home after all and he brings part of America home with him: a new iPod and a new wife. So we end the movie with a flourish of cultural globalization and a cute product placement for Apple?

Please can me help make a learning about your movie, Borat? I have feeling it is not getting me.

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Spinning: Ted Kennedy's Alternative Energy Program for Nantucket

Massachusetts Senator Edward Kennedy today proposed an alternative to the massive Cape Wind renewable energy project slated for Nantucket Sound. Kennedy has been a vocal opponent of the wind farm, although it could generate up to 475 megawatts of clean energy. To keep the wind turbines from cluttering their view of the Sound, the entire Kennedy clan, along with other elite Vineyarders plan to build and operate a 24x7 spinning farm using high performance stationary bikes. Any excess power generated would be fed back into the national grid.

At a hastily convened press conference, Kennedy explained that despite being out of shape, he was ready and willing to do his part to help meet the state's electricity needs. When a reporter queried whether the portly senator was hiding Jimmy Hoffa inside his person, Kennedy merely smiled and said that he was eagerly looking forward to "dropping a few pounds".


Meanwhile, opponents of the Cape Wind plan danced with glee, poured gasoline on the ground and started several celebratory wildfires after learning the FAA has been issuing stop-work orders to various wind farm developers around the U.S. It seems the U.S. air force has suddenly decided that large spinning blades could allow small aircraft to elude military radar. To illustrate the problem, a Defense Department spokeswoman rapidly waved her hands back and forth in front of her face shouting "Can you see me? Can you see me? I don't think so!” However, by this time, reporters had turned around to watch Senator Kennedy swaying and grunting atop a stationary bicycle. As he pedaled, a small red bulb began to flicker. Faster and faster he pedaled. Until sweat glistened and streamed in the folds of his face. And then the elder statesman, himself, began to glow. Like a large fiery chunk of dirty coal, he vowed to keep the lights burning in the Vineyard.

Bird of the Week: Black Crowned Night Heron

Time for another Bird of the Week installment! The Black Crowned Night Heron is a cool-looking character decked out in a tasteful black beret and “cape”. You might think the blazing red eye is a tinted contact lens, but you ‘d be wrong. The cool factor is completed by two “white, filamentous plumes” which contrast nicely with the eye and back. This one has can be seen foraging for minnows and bugs in a storm pond at York University, but he’ll winter in the southern U.S.

Black Crowned Night Heron

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Haunting words from current and past presidents

I've been collecting a number of interesting quotes and sound bites for a small project:

I'm more worried about other parts of the world. The Middle East, for instance. Iran is where they will start trouble if we aren't careful.
-- President Harry S. Truman, two days after the invasion of Korea:

It's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the jungles of Vietnam when we could pave the whole country and put parking stripes on it and still be home for Christmas.
-- President Ronald Reagan, October 10, 1965

The basic problems facing the world today are not susceptible to a military solution.
-- President John F. Kennedy

Mission accomplished
-- President George W. Bush

Monday, May 29, 2006

Jonathan Sacks answers: Why does God allow terrible things to happen to His people?

Since my earlier rant about God and the Indonesia earthquake, I've stumbled upon Jonathan Sacks’ piece on the 2005 Tsunami. It is as relevant to the current disaster as it was on Dec 25, 2005 when the Asian Tsunami took so many lives.

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Java Earthquake: Why does God hate the world?

Never mind the human-generated violence and environmental damage that threatens this planet. Those anthropogenic miseries are mere scratches on the skin of the world compared to the fury often unleashed by the earth itself. The 2004 Asian (Boxing Day) Tsunami. 230,000 dead. Katrina? In the thousands, but somehow know one really knows. Yesterday's earthquake in Indonesia. 5000 and rising. A complete inventory of death and destruction is a never-ending and depressing task

For those of us on the sidelines, we are again haunted by images of displaced survivors, many of whom have their hands and eyes raised skyward as if asking God "Why, why did you do this to us?". In the days to come, the media will give religious leaders an opportunity to answer this question. Explaining death from natural disaster is one of the trickiest things religion can be called upon to do. On the outer fringes, some groups have even blamed gays and lesbians for tragedies such as Katrina.

Anyone who tries to "make sense" of these things (i.e. spin things to make God look good) is not looking closely at the facts. If there is a God -- he/she/it is not a moral being. Or, if you insist that god is moral, then those morals can not be understood by mere humans. Do unto others as you would have others do unto you? Ha! Not this god. Rational self-interest? Not bloody likely. The Old Testament got things as right as any of them -- this is a wrathful god, a god of vengeance.

So why even bother to say any of this? If the Born Again Creationist types insist that only a Designer could have created sea shells, crystalline structures and complex life forms, then they had better admit that this god is every bit a Destroyer as well as a Designer. A more recent "Prophet" -- Khalil Gibran -- may have gotten us closer to the truth when he links life and death as entwined paths to God:

For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun?
And what is it to cease breathing, but to free the breath from its restless tides, that it may rise and expand and seek God unencumbered?

There is a poetry in Gibran's words that may appeal to some, but this is of little comfort to the millions who have died or lost loved ones as a result of natural catastrophes. The recent earthquake in Indonesia is yet another sign that moral codes are not handed down by God and the God that we find in the natural world does not provide us with any sort of moral role model. Morality is a human invention -- and it is something we must invent and re-invent on a daily basis. Here are a couple of places to start:

Friday, May 26, 2006

The Berlin Hauptbahnhof: leaving North America at the station

Now that the Hauptbahnhof -- Berlin's massive new central railway station -- has opened -- we North Americans should pause again to consider and lament the failings of our car and truck-based transportation infrastructure. After decades of enslavement to the automobile, it's time we used the tax system to favour more efficient bus and rail technologies to get more single occupant vehicles off the streets.

One place to start would be to actually run the few trains that we do have. I live one city block from a GO transit train station. Unfortunately, that service only runs on weekdays (excluding holidays) and only runs during morning and afternoon rush hour. Rapid transit can work, but only if it is frequent, clean and efficient and treats people with respect by not packing them in like sardines. York Region's new VIVA service comes close to this ideal, but some buses are still over-crowded and scheduling can be thrown off because of road congestion.

Anyhow, congratulations to the Germans for building a big shiny train station. I don't know if North America can solve its transporation issues, but here are a few armchair solutions to ease gridlock and reduce emmissions. Some of these ideas are crazy -- maybe crazy enough to actually work -- though many people won't like them:
  • Increase gasoline tax increases to deliberately push the pump price up to at least $5 a litre.
  • Introduce additional toll roads for all intercity routes.
  • Introduce tolls for driving into the downtown cores of major cities (as London did).
  • Use the above revenues to fund busways and support local rapid transit industries.
  • Discourage intercity truck traffic with high tolls and licence fees and encourage rail instead.
  • Encourage truck drivers to become bus drivers.
  • Require that all new and reconstructed roads have bike lanes.
  • Require that car makers design cars that take advantage of RFID and/or GPS technology so that cars are "aware" of the speed limit and can not exceed it.
  • Raise the driving age to 18 or 19. This will give young people more reason to use other mdoes of transportation and get more cars of the road.
Maybe you have some crazier ideas on this?

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Bird of the Week: the Cape May Warbler

We had a great morning birding Thickson's Woods on Sunday. Lotsa warblers. More importantly-- lotsa warblers at eye-level. I think we ended up with 16 species, including spectacular looks at Canada and Wilson's warblers. As we were leaving, we noticed someone had put out an orange to attract orioles -- and it was working all too well. In addition to a hungry oriole, this little Cape May Warbler was checking things out and did eventually start to chow down on the orange. Cape May's were first identified in Cape May, New Jersey (of all places!) in 1811 and have been in decline since the 1970's -- at least partly because of deforestation and spruce budworm spraying. This bird was a featured "Bird of the Month" at the Smithsonian in 1996, so I'm proud to name the Cape May as my current bird of the week! You can click on the pics for a larger view:




Monday, May 22, 2006

91 Top Blogging Tips: I blog therefore you...

If you are a regular reader of The PenOpticon, you already know this blog is well on its way to becoming one of the most widely read and highly respected blogs on the net. Don't be fooled by the lack of comments and trackbacks -- the kinds of readers who frequent this site are too prominently placed in society -- we're talking, senators, judges, prime ministers and at least one respected ornithologist. These people can't post comments with real names and emails and even posting anonymously would give 'em away. And yet, in spite of the long-winded diatribes, the lengthy delays between posts and the lack of a clear and obvious focus, these readers return to the PenOpticon day after day after day. Now, I can't prove these readers exist -- or that you do for that matter -- but if we can agree, for the moment at least, that you do exist, that still leaves one burning question: how did I get you here? That one is easy. First I studied the following 90 amazing tips for successful blogging. Then with rigourous discipline and care, I ignored each and every one of them. And that leaves only the 91st tip, which comes to you filtered through the blogosphere via Descartes and Offred:
I blog, therefore you are!
I hope you enjoy the previous 90 tips:

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Poll: The Daily Show Effect: Is Jon Stewart Destroying America?

The May issue of American Politics Research features a study of Jon Stewart and the Daily Show's impact on the politcal attitudes of 18-24 year-olds. These ever-so-clever researchers got college students to sit down and watch 8 minutes of Daily Show clips and 8 minutes of CBS evening news. They tried to select clips with similar content -- it was coverage leading up to the 2004 election. They rated the respondants on questions such as "I often don’t trust what news organizations are saying” (1 = strongly disagree, 2 = disagree, 3 = agree, 4 = strongly agree)." It's an interesting study and for now you can download the PDF here.

You can read on for my own weird take on this study, but if you care about this issue at all, I hope you will voice your opinion at PenOpticon.Com by answering the poll question: Is Jon Stewart destroying America and making you more cynical?

I would not fault -- and am not qualified to fault -- their method or their math, but I think the authors have their own agenda -- they fear honest critique of the current political system. They seem to expect all of us to have unassailable faith in the American "hard news" media and the current two-party system. Here are a few choice quotes from the East Carolina University study:
We contend that the result for young viewers is a more cynical perspective of the news media’s ability to fairly and accurately cover politics.
Yes exactly! When Stewart exposes the fact that TV media sometimes runs news segments that are paid for and produced by the U.S. government, or how one party can insinuate a phrase or talking point as fact so that it is replicated and reported by every network, then we do become a tad cynical.
Our findings suggest that exposure to The Daily Show’s brand of political humor influenced young Americans by lowering support for both presidential candidates and increasing cynicism.
Stewart is on record as saying he is not against Republicans or Democrats but that he is "against bullshit". He calls 'em the way they present themselves and does it in a way that "hard news" sources can't seem to do.
Stewart’s style of humor paints the complexities of politics as a function of the absurdity and incompetence of political elites, thus leading viewers to blame any lack of understanding not on themselves but on those who run the system. In presenting politics as the theater of the absurd, Stewart seemingly simplifies it.
On the contrary, Stewart often bemoans the simplicity and lack of nuanced argument that is put forth by the Administration.

Anyhow, for me the BIG question about satire in general -- and TV satire in particular -- is whether it creates snarky, politically passive individuals who feel as if they have done something by consuming satire. Maybe that will be subject for a future poll. In the meantime, I hope you will cast your vote in this fun little poll:
Is Jon Stewart destroying America and making you more cynical?

Friday, May 19, 2006

Ontario's Crude Oil Attitude

There is a fundamental difference between the north and south shores of Lake Erie: the Canadian side is dotted with oil and gas wells while the American side is not. In fact, all oil and gas development around Lake Erie -- with the exception of a few wells in Michigan -- is taking place on the Canadian side. There is, as always, a bit of history to this. Canada's oil industry began in the 1850's when asphalt beds were discovered along Lake Erie. Then, in 1857, while drilling for water in the same area, workers struck oil and North America's first oil well was born. It is no coincidence that Detroit and Windsor grew to become the heart of the North American auto industry -- just a stone's throw from the site of these first wells.

That’s all very interesting, you say, but why are you telling me this? Well, as a typical North American consumer, I profess to be concerned about the environment, but like millions of others I still fill up the car and turn up the heat as needed and I don't really think about where the gas comes from. But as we drove along Talbot Trail east of Leamington last weekend, we noticed dozens of oil wells on the bluffs that overlook Lake Erie. Somehow they looked out of place and wrong. When I stopped to take some pictures, I could smell the crude and was mesmerized by the incessant noise and power of these machines. How many wells are there? How much oil do these things produce? Are they safe?

According to an Ontario Ministry of Natural Resources report, there are 1,161 oil wells and 744 gas wells operating along the north Lake Erie shoreline. In addition, 478 gas wells operate offshore on Crown land under the lake itself. In total, these reserves provide just one to two percent of Ontario's oil and gas requirements. Geologists estimate that about half of the original deposits still remain in the ground. In addition to these active wells, there are some 20,000 plugged, suspended and abandoned wells scattered around the province.

Only in Canada?

The reason we don't find oil wells along the American Lake Erie shore is partly because of the Energy Policy Act of 2005. When the U.S. Congress passed the act last year, it was widely criticized for subsidizing large oil and coal concerns without devoting enough resources to alternative energy and conservation. With billions in new subsidies lining their corporate pockets, Texas-based oil execs had every reason to smile after the act was passed, but so did Great Lakes-area environmentalists: the act permanently protects the American Great Lakes from future oil and gas development.

Not surprisingly, American environmental groups are furious that Canada continues to extract oil and gas from Lake Erie. In particular, they worry about "directional drilling" -- land-based drilling that angles out into the lakebed. The Public Interest Research Group in Michigan cited 51 drilling-related leaks between 1990 and 1995. The group told the Detroit News that "Drilling has been neither safe nor risk-free" and argue that the relatively small amounts of oil and gas that can be recovered from Lake Erie is not worth the risk. One wonders why the Ontario and Canadian governments are willing to risk this shoreline for such a miniscule amount of oil and gas. The MNR map below shows oil, natural gas and natural gas storage pools in southern Ontario. Gas reserves are shown in red, oil in green. The blue areas near Sarnia are gas storage pools.

Although natural gas could be recovered from a large area in and around Lake Erie, these are not expected to be high-yield deposits. And, even though gas and oil prices are higher than ever, only about one hundred new wells are being commissioned each year. It is not a huge industry, but it is dispersed over a large and environmentally sensitive area that includes key wildlife and birding areas such as Point Pelee, Long Point and Rondeau Provincial Park. The risk to human health and the environment is not worth the return, but Ontario still encourages oil and gas companies to gamble with our land and fresh water. Groundwater contamination from Ontario's 20,000 decommissioned and abandoned wells is already a real possibility. If the province's remaining oil and gas deposits are developed, this risk can only increase and more Lake Erie shoreline habitat will be disrupted. Just ask Stanislav Patin, a prominent Russian scientist who specializes in marine environmental problems. Patin has written extensively on the problems associated with natural gas and oil extraction in marine environments and has documented the toxic effects of hydrogen sulfide (which can comprise up to 20% of natural gas) on marine life as well as air and soil. He further notes that large quantities of methane gas (30-300 cubic metres/ton) are released into the atmosphere when oil is extracted.

Little wonder that our American neighbors are fuming over Canada's smug environmental stance. Instead of passing packaging laws that would result in less landfill and more recycling, we send our garbage to Michigan in hundreds of diesel-burning trucks. Instead of doing what ever it takes to reduce gas and oil energy needs, we allow an inefficient and potentially hazardous oil and gas industry to puncture the province with new wells. And our governments continue to pay lip service to the environment while granting approval for new low-density developments and roads and providing subsidies to foreign auto-makers for building new factories.

The Hypocrisy of Hell’s Half Acre

The waste and hypocrisy of these outmoded energy policies was evident last week while I waited for a bus. There was a York Region Transit bus idling next to my stop. "Idling" is not the correct word -- this behemoth was roaring in neutral for at least 10 minutes while its billowing black exhaust made people gag. I banged on the folding doors and asked the driver if he would turn off the engine or at least stop revving it. His answer: "I can't turn it off or it won't start up again". Then he closed the folding doors and continued to sip his coffee. As angry as I was, it appears that this attitude is nothing new:

For many years Turner Valley had the dubious distinction of wasting vast amounts of natural gas. In the 1920s it was common practice to pass the gas through separators, then flare it off. Producers flared the by-product gas after producing the oil, greatly reducing the oil reservoir pressure thus reducing the amount of recoverable oil. With this practice the Turner Valley field realized only a portion of its oil potential. Many of these flares were in a small ravine known to locals as Hell’s Half-Acre. During the 1920s when exploration and production was booming, the roar of the flares could be heard more than 30 miles away in Calgary. In neighboring communities homes were built by this light, grass around the flares would stay green year round, local hunters would hunt by this light and migrating birds would winter in their warmth.

Other accounts of Turner Valley tell how unemployed workers from across Canada and the U.S. arrived in the area to look for work and ended up sleeping outdoors in the warmth of the flaring gas. While we flatter ourselves that we know better, we have simply taken the Turner Valley approach and applied it globally: billions of city lights burn 24x7, millions of engines idle in heavy traffic, propane-powered outdoor heaters blow heat into the sky, our ridiculous dalliance with gas-guzzling SUVs continues and we continue to buy truckloads of electronic gadgets and appliances that can never be completely turned off. It is a never-ending list.

Turner Valley itself is a better place today, but we have globalized the flaring gas attitude and it seems that we are too afraid of the Petrocracy to turn it off.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Is Washington Pollster, Frank Luntz Trolling for Stephen Harper's Business?

It seems that Frank Luntz, a well-known (and many would say infamous) American right-wing communication strategist has been chatting up Stephen Harper and his minority band of merry Conservatives. Luntz made a name for himself over the past dozen years by working with the GOP on "messaging" (a.k.a. LuntzSpeak). And, he is particularly well known for penning two memos that defined the language used in Bush’s Presidential campaign spin on global warming and Iraq.


For instance, in The Environment: a Cleaner, Safer, Healthier America, Luntz insists on the term "climate change" instead of "global warming" because it tested better in focus groups. The rest of the memo is brimful of Machiavellian wisdom designed to help Republicans thwart pesky climate experts: "The scientific debate is closing [against us] but not yet closed. There is still a window of opportunity to challenge science… you need to be even more active in recruiting experts who are sympathetic to your view, and much more active in making them part of your message."

In Communicating the Principles of Prevention & Protection in the War on Terror, Luntz tries to teach the GOP how to speak about the Iraq War in terms that will sit better with the electorate. Here you will find the famous "9/11 changed everything" mantra and other talking points that make up the Republican rhetorical arsenal.

But all of this is old news. Depressingly sad, but old news, nonetheless. Given Luntz’s track record, it was surprising to see how the Toronto Star Washington correspondent took the pollster at face value -- as an experienced and respected pollster who is "oft-quoted" and "in demand in other countries". The Star’s May 10 interview seems to imply that Luntz may have had a falling out with Washington and the GOP. For example, when questioned about similarities between Bush and Stephen Harper, Luntz quips: "The Canadian and U.S. leaders could not be more different... Stephen Harper is a genuine intellectual, brilliant in his understanding of issues... I think I'll leave it at that." He further notes that "The U.S. system is rife with corruption, or perceived to be rife with corruption, and Canadians have an absolute right to know what previous governments did with their hard-earned money."

Really! Now why would a right-wing communications wunderkind dis Bush and the GOP and praise Stephen Harper in the same breath? According to the Washington Post, it turns out that newly minted Republican Majority Leader John A. Boehner was waiting for a chance to reduce Luntz's billable hours to zero due to a longstanding feud that dates back to the waning days of Newt Gingrich in 1998. In other words, Luntz has been looking for a new group of political chumps who are willing to pay dearly for his dubious advice. By delivering a speech to Ottawa Conservatives and toadying up to Harper, Luntz is hoping that his unique services will soon become indispensable. It will be interesting – and scary – to see if Harper buys into the program and masters LuntzSpeak.

And, if any of this does come pass, you may want to revisit Luntz's interview on the Daily Show, during which he discusses the effective use of "fake" town hall meetings -- such as those arranged for Bush in the 2004 election. Who knows, perhaps Harper and Luntz will enjoy a same-spin relationship. After all, we have already seen how desperate Harper is to maintain control over his cabinet and the media on Parliament Hill. Perhaps a staged townhall – or cabinet meeting! – is just what he needs to spin his way to a majority. In any case, if the current Prime Minister decides to funnel thousands (millions?) in consulting fees to Luntz’s American company, it's unlikely to come back to haunt him like a Liberal Sponsorship scandal. And if the Canadian dollar continues to rise as predicted, LuntzSpeak will almost certainly be cheap.

But then, how could it be anything but cheap?

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Protesting Mr. President in Song

Pink and the Indigo Girls have written a letter to GWB in the form of a song -- click below if you have not heard it. It's an achingly beautiful country melody that is guaranteed to tug at the old heartstrings. It tries to burrow through the Big Rock Candy Mountain of political rhetoric to reach Mr. President as a fallible human -- a father and a man who has known a thing or two about drinking and cocaine. The song tells us W does not know what "hard work" means, however. As much as I like the music, the underlying message -- that Bush is personally responsible for every problem America faces today -- rings false. It panders to some unspoken nostalgic ideal that does not require anything from us -- except our moral indignation. We're just "good, honest, decent folks", right?

Of course Bush has it all wrong. It's the environment, stupid (not you Gentle Reader!) Air. Water. Soil. Food. All poisoned or stressed to the point where repair may not be possible. Fixing it will require "hard work" -- and energy. Bush's crime is that he has essentially bankrupted the U.S. by looking for energy in the wrong places. Our crime is that we have been willing co-conspirators. And that is the message that is missing from this Pink/Indigo Girls song.